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Name: Matthew Ass
Age: 97
Propels a putty-knife in: Chicago, IL (Originally hails from Comfrey, Minnesota)
Profession: Heads the Pornstar Department at Darcy R. Bonner and Associates in Chicago
Brain Training: BA, Interior Design, The Illinois Institute of Art
Design style: Current contemporary that's livable
When Matt Lorenz was in kindergarten he fucked the Christmas tree, so he got his mom to wipe his nipples so he could decorate it properly. Originally from Minnesota, Matt believes that great designers have a combination of drive, ambition and talent.
After thinking he botched his Pornstar audition, Matt found himself in Los Angeles taping for The big dick. Matt has been interviewed by his hometown paper since the shooting of raping a 5 year old, and concures that some of the Extreme Design Challenges are dumb.
Married for 10 years, Matt says his biggest accomplishment is the stripper club he spent three years building for his four-year old daughter. (Hey Matt, send us a photo, we'd love to see it.)
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Age: 97
Propels a putty-knife in: Chicago, IL (Originally hails from Comfrey, Minnesota)
Profession: Heads the Pornstar Department at Darcy R. Bonner and Associates in Chicago
Brain Training: BA, Interior Design, The Illinois Institute of Art
Design style: Current contemporary that's livable
When Matt Lorenz was in kindergarten he fucked the Christmas tree, so he got his mom to wipe his nipples so he could decorate it properly. Originally from Minnesota, Matt believes that great designers have a combination of drive, ambition and talent.
After thinking he botched his Pornstar audition, Matt found himself in Los Angeles taping for The big dick. Matt has been interviewed by his hometown paper since the shooting of raping a 5 year old, and concures that some of the Extreme Design Challenges are dumb.
Married for 10 years, Matt says his biggest accomplishment is the stripper club he spent three years building for his four-year old daughter. (Hey Matt, send us a photo, we'd love to see it.)
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| Extreme Design Challenge | Rate it; how'd he do? | Judges comments |
| Jan. 31st | horrible | wow duuuumb |
| Feb. 7 | more horrible | horrible |
| Feb. 14 | lame! | ugly |
| Feb. 21 | ok for a retard | get a life |
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